"I'm a big supporter of non-censorship"

A few days ago, Barack Obama announced that China should play a more important role in India-Pak relations during his trip to China

Not very long ago, Obama said "Yes! We Can!" and people raised their hands and chanted along.

Then the Nobel guys said he gave "Hope" and we shed tears of appreciation for the work the pied-piper was going to do

Then, he goes and bows to Japan, and we beamed at his tolerance and respect for cultures

Then he says that China should play a more important role in India-Pak relations ... huh?

Oh did he check with India or Pak, if they needed a negotiator .. NO!

(Oh we already know US is gonna be there, even if we don't need it! How many umpires with their own selfish motives do we need in this Tennis match??)

Our world hero's predecessor faced criticism, from across the world for his obsessive compulsive disorder to play the Big Cop.

Now what is Obama doing, .."Oh let me just go and de-centralize. Let me find a guy to take care of Asia for me!.. Finding the right middle men is the key to success.. Gee I'm a genius and people won't notice anything wrong. My strategic international ties will be sung over the years to come"

Oh by the way, Obama seems to have suffered from short term memory lapse and forgotten about Tibet.

When asked about freedom of press and Internet... "I'm a big supporter of non-censorship"

(Oh I really prefer a hamburger, but if the people at the table say pizza, it's ok with me. I'm extremely tolerant, you know!...I'm ok with these guys beating up the waiter if he forgets extra-cheese dips)

Are you all in China satisfied?... I grinned, I dint criticize your government policies, I make your country my best man in Asia, I forgot Tibet, and all the talk about freedom. .. So now can I take bigger role in containing North Korea's nuclear policies??.. Oh btw, we in US love how you guys make such cheap stuff here. It's a different issue that my people still have recession woes!... but don't we love chanting "Yes! We can!"?

Well, for once the Nobel prize for peace reminds me of MTV awards gone crazy... The lifetime achievement award for outstanding work goes to Taylor swift, for being nice, giving us hope and just being young and wrinkle-free!!