Monday, September 28, 2009

my experiments with Crackers


It's too late for dog-days part-2. Let's just finish that story. I came close to being bitten (I would like to believe "ripped to pieces", but to avoid dramatization, let's stick to "bitten") by a doberman. It was my neighbor's dog. Trust me, it absolutely hated kids. Only kids! It was pretty ok with the adults.

Anyways, to wrap up the story - I ring the neighbor's bell, that particular day, the dog is not chained, the next thing I know, the dog is over me and I was dead! My Guardian angels decide to give me a second chance after enough contemplation. So my neighbor comes running and saves me from the clutches of death, the torture of a doctor's treatment, and permanent handicapped state. (I can't even imagine which part it would've gone for).

End of Dog-days!

Let's come back to crackers!
Diwali is around the corner!. seems right to complete this story now.

I was in fifth grade. We were living in a apartment complex. Life is beautiful in an apartment building, at least back then. Lots of kids. Lots of parking space with no cars! (This was around 15 yrs ago!.. So apartment complexes were not as complex as they are now. Parking spaces were mostly occupied by Bajaj-Chetaks!)

We mostly played in the parking spaces. But, this particular time, I found a new place to play. The tenants next door vacated! The watchman for some reason decided not to lock the flat. Oh man! it was fun!. Some of my friends started playing shuttle indoors! This went on for a week.

So, one nice morning, my sister and a friend were playing shuttle in the unoccupied hall. I was sitting on the bare floor and watching them. My idle brain came up with brilliant idea. I ran next door, (our flat) picked up all the left over crackers in my house.

I went back, piled all the crackers in the unoccupied bedroom. For some reason, my sis and frn din't notice. I opened each of the crackers, mostly flowerpots (tht's what they were called! - They are these triangular crackers which give flames of different colors when lit) I piled up the contents of each of the crackers. Open!.. Pour!.. Pile!.. I did this for at least ten minutes, you can imagine the size of the chemical pile.

Now, my idea was to create amazing, multicolored fire works, which would hit the roof. So I find a twig from somewhere, put in the middle of the pile and light it. It doesn't seem to spark the chemicals, so I start meddling with the twig's placement, sitting on my knees and peering at the pile from top.

The next thing I know, somewhere far away, an explosion happened which temporarily deafened and blinded me. Before I realize it's me, I vaguely register two people running into the room, somebody next door (my mum n dad) running down thinking that the power transformer blew up.

Trust me!.. The entire second floor rang with the vibrations created by the blow up!So twenty minutes down the line, I realize my mum has emptied ice-cold water bottles above my head, my dad is calling up my family doc. Everyone in the apartment is crammed into my bedroom, giving some peace of advice.

Anyways, to cut the story short, I was in bed rest for a month. The doctor completely prohibited me from going into the sun. Though I was completely pig-headed, I had the sense to cover my eyes with my hand, when the explosion took place. This, according to the doctor saved me from losing my eyes. My mum's care and the doctor's treatment thankfully made sure I had no scars.

I stayed away from crackers for that year's diwali. The memories were too frightening ;)
After that, things were back to normal. I even became kinda cool at school, especially among the boys!

The man I love..



He is committed. Yes, but I love him, all the same.
He says he fell in love with me the first time he saw me. I never could doubt that.
So, it doesn't matter if he is committed.
He loves me to the point of fault.


He wouldn't mind going to the end of the world if I asked for something.
He puts up with my tantrums, my tears, my moods.
He loves it when I laugh and God! I love it when he looks at me.
He misses me even when he is with his wife.
He doesn't mind disrupting his schedule,
traveling in the middle of the night just to be with me.
He is my anchor, when everything seems lost.

He inspires me to set my targets high.
On a bad day, he is my best listener. He is my magic pill.
I start something new, he is there to help.
I fall, I'm sure he will catch.
I achieve. He is there to celebrate.
Yes, his wife gets jealous. But we are past caring!

He wouldn't mind massaging my feet,
going shopping with me, eating chinese which he absolutely hates.
I wait for those perfect, precious moments with him!
He never loses his patience with me.
He still loves me after I throw things and words at him.
He pays my bills when I'm out of cash.

He never forgets to call.
He doesn't mind that I have a roving eye.
He doesn't mind that I look at other handsome men around me.
How much more can a man give?

Oh! it doesn't matter if he is married!
He puts the rest of the young guys to shame - No one can love me the way he does!
On this very special day, I just wanted to tell him.. He's the best. The top on my list! n there is no number 2.

Happy B'day Dad!

Monday, September 21, 2009

Peace One Day



Today is Peace One day.

One man's effort lead the UN to declare Sep 21 as Peace One day.
He brought people together, mobilized volunteers, met the world leaders and finally did it in 2001!
The United Nations officially declared Sep 21 of every year as a day of "global ceasefire and non-violence" in 2001.

Cheers to Jeremy Gilley!

Find more about Peace One day. Watch these youtube videos:

Jeremy Gilley on Peace One day

Not all countries abide by the global ceasefire despite of the UN declaration. Jeremy Gilley and his team are still working on it.
I'm sure I will see Peace.. One Day!



There are moments when I forget to hide behind a cynical mask. This is one of them.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Escaping reality




I absolutely love horror stories.
They seem like fairy tales when compared to horrors of life :((

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Eat Healthy




One of my uncles is down with Cancer. This is the third case of cancer I know in this year!
It really is depressing.

The other day I heard my dad talking to my mum about settling on a farm house, eating healthy and living a more cleaner life. As usual mum resisted. After this news about my uncle, I guess she will want to move.

With the kind of pollution around me, food and lifestyle I lead, I would be surprised if I am still healthy after 35.
My uncle is one of the most 'healthy-eaters.' Yoga and meditation are a way of life for him! I'm surprised that this could happen to him, of all the people.

Three cancer cases in year! - feels like a "wake up kiddo!.. Get your act together!.. LIVE HEALTHY"

I decided to make a list of do's and don'ts. But then, it turned out to be a fun exercise :)
Will try to follow them.

  • NO more Soda!! Cut it out!
  • Where are the vegetables in my plate??.. (what are vegetables?... oh! yeah the seasoning on my chicken!!. No?...Ok, will google about them, and start eating them!)
  • Climbing stairs is not an exercise kid!.. Get a life!.. Play a game!!
  • Stop living a office login - facebook id - Gtalk life! Get out of the net-trap !!
  • Stop eating out all the time! (remember you have house!.. It has a kitchen!!.. You are supposed to use the room... remember what is stove??.. just in case, take a walk to the kitchen!)
  • Cut out the alcohol! (There is an almost extinct variety available in the market... They are called fruit juices.. They come in a wide range of colors and combinations.. give them a try!)
  • DON'T MISS BREAK FAST!

This was fun! But I'm sure it won't be much fun when my body gives up on me one fine day!
Hope I follow these simple rules!


Monday, September 14, 2009

The Adventures of Dunno




Dunno how many of you have read this amazing book. This is one of the most beautiful stories I've read as a kid. It is written by Nikolai Nosov, a Russian children's author.

It's about a group of tiny people called Mites who live in Fairyland. Mites are no bigger than pine cones. The story is about a boy-Mite called Dunno (Know-nothing). His adventures are cute and exciting at the same time.

Imagine this! - the boat sails are made of a leaves. Mites saw off mushrooms. To collect pears from a tree, a battalion of Mites use saws, ladders, motors and pulleys.



The concept and the detail are so beautiful - it puts a smile on my face each time I think about it. Today was a tiring day at work.. I came home and looked up the net for this book. I even read a couple of chapters.
It feels good to be a child again!


Sunday, September 6, 2009

My answers



my answer to this: sometimes...

Unfortunately, when I encounter a question framed the wrong way or framed in such a way that I perceive it differently.. quiet differently from what the person intended - I do one of the following things:

I either answer it with reference to my understanding.
Or
I try to correct the question or rather ask the questioner/ interrogator to clarify/correct/explain himself or herself.

In the first place, if a person is not a good listener, he/she can never have the ability to dissect a person's question or ask the person to explain further.

So everyone else in the world would like to believe about themselves .. I'm a good listener too, and I never lose track :)

But I do have a problem with loaded questions, where ppl try to build a question on their perception of things

Question: So, I have already recognized ABC to be the problem area for this case. So How do you plan to solve it?

My answer: In the first place ABC is not the problem area as it might appear to be. We have a multitude of things here like X, Y and Z. So I can't give you a solution or a discussion regarding ABC.

End of discussion.

If ppl have a problem realizing that I'm not dissecting them, rather showing the loop holes in their assumptions and questions built on assumption.. I have nothing else to say except..
God Bless You!

So it would be stupid on the interrogator's part to think philosophically abt changing himself/herself.
He/She needs just understand that the parties involved in the discussion don't look at the problem in question eye to eye.
Their individual cause-effect or problem-solution patterns and concepts would be entirely different.

To add to all this, as mentioned above, the ambiguity of the question is always there.

All this being said, I accept that my views/analysis/criticism may be quite harsh sometimes. I totally take blame for tht and I'm working on it.

These are just my personal views... not intended to criticize or comment the write-up or the author's views :)



Saturday, September 5, 2009

I can't sleep.. again!



I can't get to sleep... (No, this is not Colin Hay's Overkill, though I completely agree with him)

I can't get to sleep, thinking of..
the goals to be reached,
the work pending,
the complex webs I've to straighten,
the scary dragons I got to slay,
the nightmares I need to shutdown,
the occasional spells of depression

Bottom Line: I can't sleep with all these thoughts and they are positively torturing me.
I just realized I don't need any source of external help to kill myself.

One day, It will go down on my rock... "Here sleeps the girl whose thoughts killed her"

Thursday, September 3, 2009

A CM lost to incompetencies of infrastructure and governance!

Today, we lost our CM to incompetent governance, poor quality of resources, communication and infrastructure.

Next time any politician or statesmen stands up to talk about ‘state-of-art’ technology being used, I hope that he gets a well-deserved, un-explained, tight slap from somebody in the audience.

The new Augusta Westland 139 is the official chopper for the CM. Purchased at a whooping 58 crores, it replaced the old Bell 430 chopper.

So why was the CM traveling in the Bell chopper?

He had no choice as AW139 was grounded for inspection. As per DGCA guidelines, the helicopter should be inspected for every 300 hours of flying. Our extremely busy Civil Aviation guys could not find time to complete the inspection though they knew The CM needed it at 8:30am on Wednesday. Talk about governance!

The Bell 430 chopper in question lacks night-landing capability.

Unsurprisingly, It does not have a satellite phone connection, which is absolutely necessary when traveling over Nallamala forests. It is an inaccessible area not only in terms of cell and radio signals, but also road transportation.

As far as Bell Chopper history goes,

We lost a Lok Sabha speaker G.M.C. Balayogi in a Bell helicopter crash in 2002.

In august 2008, a Bell 430 crashed killing 4 people in Khammam district. The search for its wreckage lasted three months.

More recently, in April this year, a Bell chopper owned by Philippine Air Force crashed killing 4 govt officials.

These are just a few cases.

Oh btw, we din’t leave any stone unturned once the CM went missing! 10,000 people were involved in the land-air search. GreyHounds, Commandos, AP special police, Indian Army, TN special police, IAF helicopters, two private choppers, ISRO digital imaging, low flying copters, civilians, and tribals.

Who are we kidding?! The man is no more and we could have avoided the mishap at so many different levels…

May his soul rest in peace.

Just an Afterthought:

The Congress party couldn’t have defeated TDP in AP if it wasn’t for YSR. Reddy. I can’t see any other Congress politician of the state or the country who would have accomplished this when TDP was considered the people’s favorite. We lost a great statesman who knew how to get the job done at the central government. Unarguably, He was the only congress CM who never had a tiff with the Central government. He always got what he asked for and he knew how to ask! We lost a great leader who always knew what the people wanted. While states like Gujarat and Maharashtra were still lost in communal rights, W Bengal lost in resisting capitalism, he ran one of the most efficient governments, ensured peace and prosperity, bringing about many inclusive reforms which reached the poorest and far-flung people of the state.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

I can't sleep :(

Things tried:

Read a boring book.
Jumped around a lot to music (I can't dance)
Watched a movie.
Ate a chocolate.
Read yesterday's newspaper.
Cleaned up my sys, regrouped all my files.
Folded my laundry (there's nothing more boring!)


I still can't sleep. I'm soo bloody tired n still can't sleep..

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Who let the dogs out?!



Now you are going to read abt my ‘dog-days’. All my ‘dog-days’ are by default bad days, not to mention embarrassing and terror-stricken days

As a kid I was all excited, happy and ‘lost in the moment’ when it came to playing with puppies on the roads. I’m not sure what went wrong as I grew up. I guess the dogs started to realize that I dint belong to their species anymore.
The minute they saw me, the used to snigger, bare their teeth, woof, growl and scare me to death. Trust me!.. This is the case with every dog!! Whatever errand I was on, I used to run back home and tell my mom, there was no way I was getting back on the road.

Those were the days, when street dogs were a common thing, at least in my city. There were instances when I carried a big stick if I couldn't avoid going out.

To add to my misery, one of my good friends from school owned a dog. He lived just a few lanes away. We played together every day and were thick as thieves during summer hols. His garden had an old mango tree. The number of hours we spent under it, on it and eating raw mangoes! We used to read stories and make up our own cartoon warriors, fight with sticks, and kill each other until we got hungry again.

The bad birthday episode

Anyways, all this was possible only after I used to give him a call, tell him to tie up his dog and that I would be at his place. So days went on. For me Summer hols also meant a birthday without many friends (Everyone’s on vacation). Like every other birthday, the morning was spent admiring my gifts. I was all excited to go meet Bhaskar (tht’s the friend’s name .. btw) and show him my new stuff. So, I stuffed the gifts in my bag and ran all the way to his place. In all this excitement I forgot to ring him.

I open the entrance gate and the next thing I know!.. a ferocious , gigantic, black ball of fur, running towards me! Self preservation being a priority, I ran on to the road, but it showed no signs of giving up. The only thing I had was my bag. I slipped it of my shoulder and gave the dog a good hard hit with it. The next thing I notice - Bhaskar, his mom and the maid were on the road, watching me give a couple of more gladiator style hits to the snarling dog. I don’t know whether it was the hits, or Bhaskar and his mom yelling at the dog, it left me alone. In all the confusion, I ended up in the house, all shaken (No one offered me Scotch.. Ok bad joke!) Bhaskar put some ice on the dog’s nose (Honestly, I dint know I had such good back-hand shot.. the dog whimpered for quiet some time. )

That was a very close encounter, and I wasn't sure what I would've done without the bag. Oh btw!.. That was the day I realized bags, especially back-pack school bags can be used as weapons of defence

The next dog-day was more scary.. will post it soon!